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Chapter 1: Card tricks
This book is not a self-help book. This book is a book about magic. If you want a self-help book, please put this book down right now and browse a little to the left or right. You're sure to find what you need just a couple of titles away. If you don't believe in magic, please put this book down, go home and wash your hands, because you've just gotten some fairy dust on you. Go on now. Go! I mean it! DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.
To those of you who are left, let's get right to the point. Magic really exists. In fact, there is not only one kind of magic in the world, there are many different kinds. These days fairy godmothers seem to be on strike, because I don't know about you, but I've been waiting for mine to show up and so far she hasn't. I had high hopes about knights in shining armor but it seems they've been delayed somewhere by dragons. Well never mind, this book is even better than a knight or a fairy.
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